Adrian Peterson: The Lord's Prayer and Forgiveness: Excerpt from The Great Pumpkin Letters

Yo Adrian Peterson from the Minnesota Vikings, #28 Running back extraordinaire. I'd like to introduce myself. I am Chief Crazy Captain Christo, a character in a "screenplay" being written by a huge Viking fan. The Screen plays you are used to Adrian usually wind up with you making an awesome run into the end zone for a touchdown. This screenplay is a little different so bear with me while I try to explain.

The character of Chief Crazy Captain Christo starts off from the nineteenth century (1892 to be exact but there is an aura of mystery as to the exact date. Some would offer the date up to be 1877). Anyways, Chief Crazy Captain Christo is nearing the end of his run, said to be around 2034. Before he ends his run and rides off into the sunset, he has one lesson he learned he would like to offer to you Adrian.

It is quite simple yet complicated at first. The lesson comes from the number FOUR. I will break it down as such. The letter F starts the number four. You have a quarterback named Favre with the number Four so actually this is a piece of cake to explain. Since I started with F, let's go Adrian. F starts the word Forgiveness. It also starts the word Father. The second third and fourth letters form OUR. Now in the Lord's Prayer Our Father who art in heaven.... you probably have heard of that one. The twenty eighth word in the prayer is "day" according to the 1928 version from wikipedia. Your father Nelson nicknamed you A.D. Or All Day. Now get ready to be energized.

The thirty third word in the prayer is FORGIVE. Jesus was thirty three or so they say. On your wikipedia page it mentions you as Purple Jesus. Make the connection and turn it around Adrian. Forgive your Father now!

Oh you want more proof! Ok. ( Oklahoma) OU ( Sooner) R (Revelations) What does this have to do with The Great Pumpkin? I almost forgot. Most people relate The Great Pumpkin to Halloween and Pumpkins and the color Orange. I'm getting there now. Why do you Fumble Adrian? I know it is a touchy subject but let me explain in a way that will help.

F.U.M.B.L.E- Forgive=Universal Magic Begins Lesson Explained. Now about The Great Pumpkin and the color Orange. Super Bowl 44 Miami looks Orange don't it Adrian! Good luck! This is Chief Crazy Captain Christo signing off with much love to and from Minnesota. Please stay tuned for more excerpts from The Great Pumpkin letters as they arrive over the next two to five years. Oh and ah Adrian if you pick up on this F.U.M.B.L.E , in the words of Chris Berman , " You WILL go all the Way!"